Pregnancy and parenting humor cracks me up.  It can be stressful and so all encompassing that its refreshing to read something so honest and relate able (and hilarious).

My cousin Molly turned me on to the Pregnant Chicken website and so far I've liked everything I've read.  Its gotten me in trouble though, as I read it on my ipad while rocking Emma to sleep - I start silently crying laughing, meanwhile shaking her as I try to reign it in.  I admit, that I'm a little loopy & sleep deprived, but I think this is funny stuff.

In the one I read tonight, Why You're Not Failing as a Mother, I got laughing at the following:

"...You are in the trenches when you have a baby. To the untrained eye it seems pretty straightforward and easy – you feed them, you bathe them, you pick them up when they cry – but it’s more than that. It’s perpetual motion with a generous layer of guilt and self-doubt spread on top, and that takes its toll.

Feeling like you also need to keep on top of scrapbooking, weight loss, up-cycled onesies, handprints, crock pot meals, car seat recalls, sleeping patterns, poo consistency, pro-biotic supplements, swimming lessons, electromagnetic fields in your home and television exposure, is like trying to knit on a rollercoaster – it’s fucking hard..."


Here's the full article:
Why You're Not Failing as a Mother

And another:
The Haggard Mother Sleep Method

I wanted to get a picture of Emma's feet in the Mediterranean Ocean while we were visiting Cinque Terre.  An incoming wave was bigger than Jason thought it'd be and this is what happened.  I thought it was pretty funny myself :)  Her face in the 3rd picture with her feet all tucked up makes me laugh.

I have to say, I wasn't as good at taking the millions of photos that I usually take this trip.  Sometimes you just don't have a free hand to hold a camera when you're juggling a baby and all the gear that a baby requires (so much stuff!).  Its probably ok though, because I might not have had time to go through millions :)  

We had to go through Munich on our way to Salzburg, so we stopped for some shopping (Jason's cousin was on a hunt for a specific Birkenstock style) and dinner.  Usually when we go to the Hofbrau House its chaotic and packed, but it was less-so this time which was a nice surprise!  

Austria was a pleasant surprise.  I didn't really expect much going into it mostly because I didn't know what to expect.  Salzburg is small enough that its very doable in a couple days, its clean, affordable, and mostly stroller friendly - not to mention the city is extremely picturesque.  We really enjoyed our 2 days here!  I wish we had time to explore further and maybe take the Sound of Music tour.  Next time!

We briefly stopped in Venice on our way from Salzburg to Tuscany.  It was right on the way and hard to pass up.  To be honest, we did it all wrong and therefore didn't have a good time.  I would strongly recommend not trying to drive to Venice.  

There's not a lot of roads into the city, so there's tons of traffic and pedestrians - all tourists with the same idea as you.  Once we entered the outskirts and were trying to park, we discovered that most of the garages pack the cars in like sardines and want you to leave your keys with them - no way!  So it took some extra time and frustration to find a garage that we could park ourselves and keep the keys.  

We then basically got on a city bus (which in Venice is a boat) and did a lap through the city.  It was cool to see the city, but (1) it was extremely hot, (2) the city bus was dirty (go figure), and since we only got off the boat briefly, we only saw the area right around a major bus stop (not pretty).  

I think taking a train in or somehow getting dropped off would have been better and then spending a little extra money on a private boat tour would have done the city a little more justice.  I definitely would go back.

Saying that Tuscany was beautiful is a gross understatement.  Tuscany is like a dream and I can't get enough of it.  I had kind of hoped for more down time during our stay - time by the pool, hanging out, relaxing, and taking in the scenery - but unfortunately the weather didn't cooperate.  It was rainy a lot of our time there (through the whole trip really).  We explored San Gimignano and nearby Sienna instead.  We had lunch at a Saffron farm and a wine tasting at an organic vineyard.  

On our way from Tuscany to Lake Como, we stopped briefly in Pisa.  The sun was so intense and there isn't much shade to be found around the tower, so Emma and I hung out in the spot below.  We didn't partake in any of the goofy pictures.  The town overall was not nice.  It was cool to see the tower, but after an hour I was ready to leave.  

Cinque Terre was different than I pictured it.  I had pictured it very stacked like Positano, but it was more spread out.  One of the major highlights is hiking between the towns.  Emma and I couldn't partake, but the rest of our group did a couple of the trails between the cities and really enjoyed it.  We stayed mostly in Montorosso.  It was clean, had good shopping and a beautiful beach area.  We ate an an awesome restaurant called the Cantina.  It was some of the best food we had the whole trip.

Lake Como is definitely one of the prettiest places I've ever been to.  The pictures below just don't do it justice.  My only complaint was that the rain made it impossible for us to do as much as we wanted to, which was a bummer.  Even in the rain though, it was gorgeous.  Our hotel was pretty awesome.  It was right on the water.

After our 13 day European adventure, we are back and we are tired and cranky!  :)  All three of us, equally I think.  Jason is dealing with going back to work and a flat tire, Emma is dealing with her schedule being all out of whack and teething at the same time (sleep has been a challenge the past 3 days), and a tired me is up to my ears in laundry and spending hours rocking our girl trying to get her back on schedule and to sleep for more than 20 minutes at a time.

It was quite a trip - filled with beautiful places, good company and good food.  We drove from Wiesbaden, stopped in Munich for dinner, then went on to Salzburg, Austria for two days.  Then headed to Venice for an afternoon on our way to San Gimignano, Tuscany for three days.  After Tuscany we departed for Cinque Terre, stopping in Pisa to see the Leaning Tower on the way.  After three days in Cinque Terre we drove north and spent our final three days on Lake Como in the town of Bellagio.  On Monday we left Lake Como and drove through Switzerland on our way back home to Wiesbaden.  

The trip came with challenges - being a tourist with a baby is not an easy task.  There was a lot that I couldn't do or that was difficult for me to do with her and there were some moments where I had to throw in the towel and just go back to the hotel room for some quiet time.  We did well overall though - didn't forget anything major, the travel crib that I carefully picked out worked great and fit in every tiny European hotel room just fine, all our stuff (which doubled with Emma) fit in the car, we didn't get too lost ever, meltdowns among all were limited, and no major incidents to report.  

Overall it will be a trip to remember and one that we'll call upon when Emma is grown and wanting us to fund a trip to Italy - we'll point to the pictures and say "but you've already been there!  doesn't Florida sound like fun instead?" ;)

I've uploaded all my photos, but still have to sort through them, so more to come!  Here's some cuteness to tide you over though.